Steve (The Fitness Freak) Sayer


Steve likes to eat an entire family box of fish fingers in one sitting – and is then forced to do triathlons to burn off the calories.

All washed down with a large keg of cider

Alfie (The Poser) Thorne

Assistant to Grand Fromage

Steve’s right-hand man that always puts in more than a full shift. 

Alongside grafting, he’ll run the show when Steve is eating his box of fish fingers.

Harry (The Showstopper) Bell

Chief Bottle Washer

The youngest member of the team; but a snowflake he is not.

Never complains and puts in the hours. (Some of which may be taken up by making sure his hair isn’t out of place)

Hywel (The Prepper) Fanner

Do as I'm told

If you are looking for attention to detail, then Hywel is your man!

We do have to keep him in check to ensure he’s not working on into in the dark!